megaemereri:
Ha, that’s great! We’re all for spirited debate. Glad to have you aboard. :)
joandiddyblog:
megaemereri:
joandiddyblog:
dasmotorbike:
abloodymess:
Holy shit Riot Fest! Well played. I can’t believe this is only the “first wave” of bands.
whoah. shit. might have to go to chicago in september.
EXxXCEPT FOR SCREAMING FEMAILS AND FISH BONE (STUCK IN YO THROAT!) SUMMER OF MEGADETH WOULD RATHER POUR HOT GLUE In AARE EYES
Summer of Magsumdeth loves Fishbone 666 tiny little hearts but also loves dat Mary Chain. We done mansplained this before: the ‘good’ album is not the good album.
lol summer of megadeth was able to successfully troll summer of megadeth and DAS in one go, HOOS GOOD AT INTERNET NOW CATBUTT?
“Oh my Dio” that’s funny! We seem to be witnessing an internecine dispute, and one version of Summer of Megadeth successfully trolled the other. In order to save face, Summer of Megadeth (“Magsum”) responded in the manner of the Heritage Foundation Tumblr by being both overly positive and by placing added text at the top of the post rather than after.
What you may not know is we have it on good authority the author of the Heritage Foundation Tumblr is actually a member of Summer of Megadeth. And with their shadowy, secret masthead roster, who would know?
Great stuff “guts”. Keep it up!
Proper use of ironic constructions: a guide.
ninety9:
What We Talk About When We Talk About _________: Should only be used to indicate a meta-construction. That is, you are parodying the use of ironic constructions; therefore the effective — read: funny — use is not necessary because the entire gesture should be read a sort of droll non-attempt. “I’m not trying to be funny.”
The Way We _________ Now: More earnest. You still think the New York Times The Awl has the capability to disappoint.
What Was the __________: You’re just trolling the intern from Gallatin who you make get coffee. Foster would have thought this was funny, like, a week ago, but he probably got a job with n+1 this morning. Too bad he’s never getting laid again.
Ha ha! This is RexXxellent as they say. Summer of Megadeth contributor ninety9 out Fuck Yeah Summer of Megadeths Fuck Yeah Summer of Megadeth. We’re really hoping Magsum reglogs this with What We Talk About When We Cock The Layer Tennis.
youngmegadethite:
summerofmegadeath:
megaemereri:
youngmegadethite:
stryker:
That nearly 3k people would perceive this as anything but a blatant troll makes me want to go to 4chan and never come back.
Sumemer of Megadeth urges you to shame the egregious makers of this egregious statement
Remember: if you google otaku Coal wins
otaku rolls are are favorite behind spicy tuna
BURN FOREIGN MUSIC DOWN VARG STYLE
Wow, check this out. We had no idea there were so many “versions” of Summer of Megadeth. Way to get them all to chime in, Cole! This joke is clearly funny because Varg Vikernes, who is famous for burning down churches, is himself an example of foreign music, being a staple in the Norwegian Black Metal scene.
What we’re waiting for is how Summer of Megadeth will turn this into a joke about Libertarians. Stay tuned!
summerofmegadeth:
nebraska-admiral:
youngmegadethite:
shorterexcerpts:
dyingvortex:
jkajakajkajakaa xD!!!!!!!!
Black Metal dudes wish they thought about death as often as the average cat.
Fuck Black Metal. Death Metal.
No, I didn’t know that, because you just typed a paragraph shit-talking the work of a person you don’t know. Marie Calloway, 21. And also including a factually incorrect sentence about me. I don’t know more about Chuck Schuldiner than what’s in the tag.
‘SOM’times Summer of Megadeth will use a “___ NOT ___” ‘farm’ when comparing homonyms; especially those of bands or songs. (For example, Karp not Karp.) In this case, though, they’re great fans of both Death and Death. What to do? “DEATH YES DEATH”? Seems kind of wonky. We’ll go to the lab (the backchannel) and get back to you!
Wow, ha ha guys! Summer of Megadeth not Summer of Megadeth kind of went ahead and explained this one themselves. Sounds great to us. We knew there were a couple of bands named Death, but that second band named Karp was one we didn’t know.
Keep up the great work!
youngmegadethite:
nickdouglas:
youngmegadethite:
andrewtsks:
screamingrazortalons:
andrewtsks:
oldtobegin:
wait
So is Katy Perry saying that she’s unaware of the fact that she looks exactly like Zooey Deschanel?
Drown Katy Perry in a lake so we can finally figure out if she’s a witch or not
Dude, it’s cool, I appear to have been the secondhand victim of a photoshop prank. “Artyucko” sucks.
To explain: This is a Photoshop parody. The above tweet was actually made by Meghan McCain, who then clarified “just the hipster parts” because her joke doesn’t actually work.
The joke above is that Katy Perry does look and act like Zooey Deschanel, but it’s only truly funny if you recognize that it parodies the McCain tweet.
Dude you a. wrong glogged this away from FY!SOM and b. are pissing all over Coal’s turf, c’mon man he has 18 books due by 1:15.
Ha, this was a great one guys! Sorry we here at FYSOM dropped the ball on “RexXxplaining” this.
See, Summer of Megadeth often tries to provoke a correction by a sincere follower who doesn’t “gut” some piece of sarcastic misinformation. Internally the Metaltorial Staff refer to this phenomenon as He’s Not Dead Ass Hole, which is based upon a onetime reaction when Summer of Megadeth impishly reported the death of R&B star John Legend.
The joke became all too real a year later when John Legend unexpectedly passed away in his sleep the night of November 16th, 2011. Can SOM predict the future? Maybe!
youngmegadethite:
rendit:
Walking around every dark corner from here on out under the assumption Laurie Anderson is waiting for me with a raised katana.
Start a Business Insider.
Ha, this is classic guys! You may not realize, but over at Summer of Megadeth they sometimes say “Start a Business” when they mean “Go F- Yourself.” It’s an obscure callback to a libertarian response to the We Are The 99% blog. You know how Summer of Megadeth is sometimes with their callbacks and insider-y references!
They’ve taken a shine to something published in Business Insider, so they’ve changed up the reference and said “Start a Business Insider.” What was published was their review of “Loutallica” which (we think) was originally in Pitchfork.com. You guys are killing us over here at FYSOM. Keep it up!
Pizza topped with raisins
Wow that doesn’t make sense, or at least it doesn’t if you don’t realize raisins is a Summer of Megadeth placeholder for racism. Members of Summer of Megadeth sometimes use the word to accuse each other of implicit racism or white privilege, often as a single-word response. ‘Raisins.’
Ha. Keep it up guys! Love the site.
guntsofagunts:
look at this fucking deth metal song
Ho boy look at this! It appears the two Summer of Megadeth glogs are arguing about who is angrier. It’s funny because the pretense of anger was dropped entirely in the single line, properly spelled and capitalized “Remember original SOM is much more angrier.”
raptoravatar:
summerofmegadeth:
Summer of Megadeth thinks people who are in on it are among are fave followers, but: Summer of Megadeth doesn’t understand this joke so was going to reblog one of the jokes and comment on it like a normal joke in order to make a joke about not understanding the joke but wondered if we would understand that?
Still only following the fuckyeah.
Summer of Megadeth has always been an extremely prolific Tumblr Blog, making it difficult to follow at times. Many users turn to Fuck Yeah Summer of Megadeth to learn what the experience is all about, without the full commitment of signing up to be a SOM follower.
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
zainyk:
daringmetobreakcustom:
summerofmegadeth:
Goodnight Sweet Prince. Still miss you Curt. :(
this guy is that douche from nickleback Chad Kroger at least get your people right
Sigh
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This is great guys!
Summer of Megadeth often mis-reports the identities of the departed, in a playful attempt to spur discussions on mortality and celebrity. It is assumed everyone can see this is actually a photo of R&B singer John Legend.
